Last week, I was hit by a truck (while in my car).
I didn't get access reliable enough to make a post here until now. My legs are both in casts, and I'll probably not get to walk again for two months.
Read the responses the Wikipedians had about this attached to this thread. They were oh so very concerned... not.
In a couple days, I may be unmedicated enough to make a nice long post concerning how Wikipedia turns "consensus" into "groupthink", and perhaps some other topics.